
Name: Rupert AKA: Bear Rank: Lead Singer Weapon: Face Melting Vocals |
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Profile:Rupert was born in the sleepy town of Brixham in Torbay. He now lives in Torquay because he thinks it's a little more dangerous.He loves his Mummy and loves surfing small, onshore, gutless waves. He loves the natural world and once touched a seals nose, he also loves Meerkats... nice! He loves Arsenal and can often be heard shouting "up the arse". He thinks that Arsene Wenger should be made a honoury queen of England. Sometimes Rupert can be found playing football socially and thinks he's pretty good. His favourite food is sausages and he eats 13 per day, he also likes beer and fingers of fudge. He enjoys the outdoor pursuit of boobie watch and thinks that trees are nice. His favourite band apart from the Soft Toy Heroes are Bronski Beat and the Venger Boyz. If he wasn't in the Soft Toy Heroes he would love to appear in a Loreal advert (cos he's not worth it) or a lucrative career looking after celebrity caterpillars. |
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